Current Recruitment (Jan 7, 2012)

ok so we get to ultraxion and roka starts ballsack lagging, rages at dc, buys lowerping, comes back and we kill it

anyone wanna sponsor his lowerping?

Wilwal almost got shit on by jerkoms on damage on ultravexion what a scrub, jerkoms started gearing a few weeks ago

Bairdy's tentacle did like 2.6 million damage, fucking stupid sword

kamiya didn't get a healing mace lol instead we get 3 fuckin piece of shit daggers that no one wants

what else...

oh we killed Blackbag or whatever, the gunship guy after wiping to 15% last week. We hit berserk but it didn't matter but his berserk is like, +5% damage or something stupid

our tanks sucked and died so Lamissa, being a heroine (is that right?), picked it up and finished it
our tanks sucked again and died to the adds on Madness, so Lamissa again had to save the day.

I ninja pulled spine heroic and kelensan blew us up, fuckin retard nice cloak

Onto more important news:
WE NEED CASTERS WITH ORANGES LOL JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
If you outplay our boys, you will be in. This includes the girls too
If you can outdps our oranges then you become dark magician status

We're selling firelord titles too, mounts soon, but only titles for now. Message Wilwal for that

Wilwal is a champion and ordered Matt a sandwich from papa johns or something that never arrived, I'm inclined to believe that he didn't order it, agree matt?

I suppose I should update our front page
Wodahs used to do this but he pussed out

basically we killed a buncha heroic stuff, without raiding extra like all the other shitheads that falsely advertise their hours

Also christmas and new years, short weeks YEAH

we'll probably be 6/8 then wait till holidays to start spine Q1 2012

what else...some people parsed high and bane hates unholy
bairdy decided to abuse the fact that his boss was buying all the drinks and yet still showed up for raid, such a trooper
we had 4 healing maces drop off madness so our healers are happy for the time being
matt hates healing when elo is there
valariin loves to rage in secret
venusella leveled a lock to 85 and instantly started doing heroics without sleep
quedar was jealous and started leveling his own
jerkoms lost in dps to some alts so the alts were making fun of him, poor guy
shelendil did like a billion BH's on Tuesday
Matt ordered papa johns on my account and didn't pick it up so papa johns called me asking when I'm picking it up, had to go stalker mode and call him

ok that's all

I need to find a picture of a cat hang on



Found one, it's lamissa before DS came out, it's on fire

If I make a post here does it go on the front page

hey everyone, this is ER, I have no god damn clue of what I'm typing right now but hi Prozack and Bairdy

and matt